Quick Comments | 08-10-2008 10:50 PM |  |
Be the first person to identify the mystery photo on Zpics and win a t-shirt! |
| 08-04-2007 10:55 AM | |
Grias di from Austria!  |
| 12-14-2006 12:40 AM | |
Quoting Darwin:
Totally not into fart jokes. Nice try though :p
I never met a girl who did. |
| 12-13-2006 03:54 AM | |
Quoting Blowupdoll:
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Totally not into fart jokes. Nice try though :p
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| 12-12-2006 10:05 PM | |
Quoting Darwin:
Damn. Still ugly up in here. Get some new carpeting.
A woman walks into a shop that sells VERY EXPENSIVE PERSIAN RUGS. She looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly. Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person does not pop up right now.
As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day Ma'am, how may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "How much does this rug cost?"
He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching it, you're gonna crap your pants when you hear what the price is." |
| 12-12-2006 09:47 PM | |
Damn. Still ugly up in here. Get some new carpeting.
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| 11-07-2006 03:01 AM | |
Quoting Blowupdoll:
Testing from zoints local. Seems A O K. Howdy. Hope ya been feeling good.
Fine. I had that job thing today.
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| 11-02-2006 11:03 PM | |
I was going to say something but I forgot. Been locked up in my owners closet for so long. He hasn't needed me.  |
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